gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via pizza)

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via stillsweettho)

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"People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky."
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saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via phobias)

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